How to Deal With a Hot Potato In 7 Steps Or Less!
7 Or Less Answers Will Tell You What To Do With A Hot Potato...
Guaranteed!
Here's the situation...
Somehow you've ended up with a hot potato.
Maybe you've had it for quite some time and there are things about that hot potato that you like but... when it comes right down to it...
You can't deny that you're holding a HOT POTATO!!!!!
What are you going to do with it?
Best not to make a rash decision... you might regret the outcome... but what would a totally neutral... completely logical person make of this "Hot Potato" situation. Well, I have some good news for you.
You don't have to wait for that neutral... analytical... knight in shining armor to come to your rescue. No...
You can solve this high thermal content starchy problem yourself... here's how...
Just read and answer a small number of questions and the answer will present itself to you. Ready... get set...
Proceed to the first question:
1. Is This Hot Potato Hurting Me?
If the Answer is "Yes" then the course of action is => DUMP THE HOT POTATO!
If the Answer is "No" then go to the next question.
2. Do I trust this Hot Potato with my life?
If the Answer is "No" then => DUMP THE HOT POTATO!
If the Answer is "Yes" then go to the next question.
3. Do I trust that my kids will be safe if I leave them alone with the Hot Potato?
If the Answer is "No" => DUMP THE HOT POTATO!
If the Answer is "Yes" then proceed to the next question.
4a. Has this Hot Potato ever hurt me before?
If "Yes" then ask yourself...
4b. Has the Hot Potato hurt me more than once?
If "Yes" to question 4b then => DUMP THE HOT POTATO!
If the answer to 4a and/or 4b is "No" then ask yourself...
5. Is my "quality of life" better when the Hot Potato is not involved in my activities (such as when I'm privately engaged in personal hygiene maintenance, shopping, vacationing, working, driving...)?
If "Yes" then => DUMP THE HOT POTATO!
If "No" then ask yourself...
6. Is my 'quality of life' better with the Hot Potato In It?
If your answer is "Yes" then the acceptable course of action is to => KEEP THE HOT POTATO, but...
If the answer is "NO" then you must => DUMP THE HOT POTATO!
Once you have asked and answered the questions above you will be able to make a decision that is based on logic and not on emotion.
Good Luck and remember, not all potatoes are rotten, but the ones that are spoiled should be DUMPED RIGHT AWAY... LIKE A HOT POTATO!
Respectfully yours,
Gerard LeBlond
P.S. Please note: some Hot Potatoes are surprisingly good and are best enjoyed when they're really hot so don't wait too long to make your decision.





